/* make crackpottish rants acb 29-6-1995 * Now requires the C preprocessor * modified by motor for rev.Martin 23-10-2000 * * Copyright (C) 1995 Andrew C. Bulhak */ // Global variables used: // v-benefactors good guys ("the Guardians of theTime", "the Ancient Masters of Brotherhood") // v-malefactors metaphysical bad guys ("the Grays"/"Reptoids") // v-them mundane bad guys ("the Illuminati"/"the Black // Lodge') Start: S; #include #include // tentativi di includere il file stdmap per quanto riguarda uppercase // upcase: convert an entire string to uppercase %trans upcase: ".*": u ; ; // upcase-first: convert the first character of a string to its upper-case // equivalent %trans upcase-first: ".*": 0 u ; ; // fine tentativo // rules S: sentence-stream paranoid-sentence-stream // secret-hist-sentence-stream factoid-paragraph exhortation ; title: solution ": " [ "the solution to all " problem-types " problems" | "the end of " evils ] "\n" ; // // Sentences // // sentences revealing the Secret History of the Universe, or part thereof secret-hist-sentence-stream: "All human history was part of a struggle between " benefactors " and " malefactors ". " [ benefactors " came from " ["Sirius"|"the Pleiades"|"the stars"|"Arghata"] ", " [ "bringing with them " [ "the key to " [ "ultimate "|"omniversal "|"cosmic "|""| "universal "|"celestial " ] [ "awareness"|"harmony"|"enlightenment"| "truth" ] | "the secrets of "["time"|"energy"|"life"] ] ] ". " ] ; benefactors: v-benefactors<append-things ", there are " number " " @number>append-things ". " ; justification: "This is because of " cond-upcase(law) ". " ; append-things: ".*" -> "$"/"-things" ; three-things: "entities in the Holy Trinity" | "dimensions" | "colours on the flag" // note that this applies to _many_ flags | "component colours in white light" //| "Stooges" ; four-things: "seasons" | "cardinal directions" | "letters in the name of God" | "gospels in the Bible" | "suits in a deck of cards" | "corners of the Earth" | "races of " ["Man"|"humanity"] | "fundamental elements"; five-things: "axioms of Euclid's Geometry" | "fingers on a human hand" | "sides to the pyramid on the US dollar bill" | "days in a working week" | "vowels in the Alphabet" ; seven-things: "days in the week" | "cavities in the human body" | "electrons in a nitrogen atom" | "deadly sins" ; twelve-things: "Apostles" | "hours on a clock" | "inches in a foot" | "months" | "signs of the Zodiac" | "eggs in a dozen" ; forty-things: "days of the Universal Deluge" | "years of age when Esau get married with Judith" | "days required for embalming" | "days, when Jesus was in the desert, being tempted by the Serpent" | "years, when the LORD make the land of Egypt desolate among devstate lands, and her cities will be desolate forty years among ruined cities" | "years of Solomon reign in Jerusalem over all Israel" | " years the LORD delivered the Israelites into the hands of Philistines" | "years the LORD's anger burned against Israel and he made them wander in the desert" | "nights and forty days of deluge" ; // concrete factoids factoid-paragraph: concrete-factoid factoid-consequence ; factoid-consequence: cond-upcase("only") " from this value can one derive the " cond-upcase(["true structure of matter"|"missing mass of the universe"| "secret meaning of life" |"true orbits of the planets"|"universe's missing day"]) ". "; concrete-factoid: number-name " is " bogus-number ". " | "the true " [""|"hidden "|"suppressed "] "value of pi is 3." ["0"|"1"|"2"|"3"|"4"|"5"|"6"|"7"|"8"|"9"]+ [""|"; all mathematics textbooks have been " ["altered"|"rewritten"|"changed"]" to "["hide"|"conceal"] " this"] ". " ; number-name: "the " cond-upcase([["cosmic"|"universal"|"psychic"|"mystical"|"trascendent"] " " law-adj " constant"]); bogus-number: ["1"|"2"|"3"|"4"|"5"|"6"|"7"|"8"|"9"] ["0"|"1"|"2"|"3"|"4"|"5"|"6"|"7"|"8"|"9"]* [""|"." [["0"|"1"|"2"|"3"|"4"|"5"|"6"|"7"|"8"|"9"]+]+ ] ; // // Exhortations and the like // exhortation: cond-upcase([[ "End " evils ] " -- " imperative]) | "Achieve " achievements " " [ "now" | "today" ] "! " "Just follow these " {num_steps=3..5; step=1} $num_steps " easy steps.\n" %repeat(step,num_steps) ["" | "IT'S THAT EASY!" ! "JOIN THE FAMILY OF THE NEW FLESH" |"FREE YOUR SOUL! CLEAN YOUR MIND!" | "NOTHING COULD BE SIMPLER!"] ; step: $step ". " [ ["Adopt"|"Learn"|"Memorise"] " " solution "." | [["Adopt"|"Accept"] " " solution " as"| "Make " solution | "Let " solution " be" ]" your guide." | "Reject the " cond-upcase(evil-adj) [""|" and " cond-upcase(evil-adj)] " doctrine of " ["evolution"|"the spherical Earth"|"Minimum Message Length" |"self-proclamed divinities and false prophets" | "mistical chupacabras" |"Freudian psychology"|"relativity"|"capitalism"] "." | "Turn away from " ["the "|"Satan's "] "international " ["money power"|"media brainwashing " ["empire"|"cartel"]]"." ] "\n" { step=step+1 } ; evil-adj: "evil" | "immoral" | "Satanic" | "sinful"| "amoral" | " mundane" ; imperative: "adopt " [ solution | long-solution ] " now! " ; long-solution: "government based on " solution ; problem-types: problem-type ", " problem-type " and " problem-type ; problem-type: "economic" | "political" | "financial" | "health" | "energy" | "sexual" | "spiritual" | "psicotic" ; achievements: achievement | [ achievement ", " ] + achievement " and " achievement | [ achievement ", " ] "etc. " ; achievement: ["immeasurable wealth" | "untold riches" ] | [ "ultimate " | "" ] achievement-2; achievement-2: "enlightenment" | "omniversal awareness" | "sexual attractiveness" | "cosmic power" ; evils: evil ", " [ evil ", " ] + "etc."; evil: "wars" | "unemployment" | "racism" | "poverty" | "famine" | "violence" | "disease" | "drug addiction" | "overpopulation" | "pollution" | "genital delirium" | "illusion of safety" ; solution: theory-name " " [ "physics" | "theory" |"doctrine" ] | law | law ; law: v-law-1<upcase] | "the " ["" | trans-adj " "] "principle of " law-name | "the " ["" | trans-adj>upcase " "] "principle of " law-name>upcase | ["God's"|"Nature's"] " law of " law-name | law-adj " law" // not strictly laws per se, but similar enough grammatically | "the cycle of " law-name ; // transcendental adjectives: "the * principle of Universal Normalisation" trans-adj: "cosmic" | "divine" | "eternal" | "fundamental" ; // laws: "the law of *" law-name: law-adj " " law-subject | law-adj " " law-subject | law-adj "-" law-adj " " law-subject ; law-adj: [""|""|"electro-"]["volumetric" | "atomic" | "harmonic" | "universal" | "cosmic" | "psychic" | "consciousness" | "natural" | "time" | "temporal" ] ; law-subject: "normalisation" | "equivalence" | "justice" | "totality" | "duality" | "truth" | "compensation" | "equality" ; // theory names: "* physics" theory-name: ["resonation" | "vibrational"] | theory-adj " " theory-subject " " theory-modality | theory-adj " " theory-modality ; theory-adj: "unified" | "resonating" | "harmonic" | "cosmic" | "total" | "universal" | "quantum" ; theory-subject: "reality" | "energy" | "gravity" ; theory-modality: "field" | "wave" | "vector" | "matrix" | "totality" ; // utility rules cond-upcase(foo): foo | foo>upcase | foo | foo>upcase ;